yarg blah grag and such

Well I’m getting this one out of the way early tonight. I’m having my dad call in tomorrow to work to say I’m sick. I don’t want to go back to that shit fest job. I’m also on my final warning but fuck it I’ve been there a year and it hasn’t gotten any better. There’s a job fair coming up in May so ill just get a new one. But damn today sucked. I worked the over flow lanes over flow lane and I was over flowing. I made about two thousand in the span of an hour. We was way to damn busy. Both managers came down and opened up the mythical lane five. This is actually just a lane that connects to the main lanes and cut through them for anyone who has exact change or is a diamond member. It helps us out a little bit it also meant that the managers were down there.

 

I’m going to head over to Renn Faire when I get done with this. I don’t feel like staying at home anymore. I need to get out and fail at getting laid. Most likely ill just end up getting drunk and ninja my way out of camp again. Even though my ninja skills involve me announcing that I’m leaving camp to club a woman over the head and ravaging her. Seems to work I guess.

 

My neighbors across the street at having a birthday party and I really don’t want to be anywhere around here for that. There is only so much Mexican polka music one can take. I still have a few hours to kill before it starts and I’m out of here so ill probably just take a shower and make sure my pants are sewn right. I can’t think of anything for the topic of the day so I’m just going to skip it for now. Stay tuned.

 

April 14^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

Another day.

Well today’s another day it seems. We finally got everything finished paperwork wise for my granny and got a date set for when we are getting the family together. It’s going to end with a fight but at this point I don’t care too much. Seeing my dad and his brother talking is a wonder in itself so I’m not going to say anything that will stop that.  Renn Faire is this weekend but I’m not going to go. I couldn’t get work off but I just can’t be around all the people right now. I would just end up just getting drunk and crying. I’m a very bad drunk either being super loud and holding up trees, or way too emotional. Right now I think the emotional would win instead of the asshole drunk.

 

Anyone that actually reads this and that I haven’t thanked then I thank you now. I know I haven’t talked to anyone about it but it’s just hard for me. I know that other people have gone through it too, but fuck them this is my blog and ill be as self centered as I want to. If it was just about anyone else who died I would have been better off but not her. God I’m just babbling on again.

 

I couldn’t find my black bandana so I used a piece of black duck clothe for a band. Parentally I’m the only person whose family goes back far enough that still does this. Got plenty of looks at school. Oh well, least they didn’t tell all the damn teachers like they did for some other girl. I really don’t want to have to deal with all of them no matter how much I actually like my teachers.

 

Well for now the blog is just going to turn into whatever instead of hate based. I’m too depressed to hate right now. Ill covers the topic of the day when I can and such when I can think of something.

 

So today’s topic is “If you could pick a way to die, what would it be?” Honestly I would like to be shot in the face in the middle of a crowd by some random guy who has been stalking me for the past fifteen years. Not all that sure why but it just seems like an interesting way to go.

 

What I don’t want to happen to me is to get Alzheimer’s like my granny. That is the worst thing that could happen to anyone I think. I would rather wish cancer on people than have them get Alzheimer’s. I know that’s fucked but if you have seen someone with it you would know what I’m talking about.

 

Just another quick one tonight. Stay tuned.

 

April 13^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

This might be the end.

Well this might be my last blog for a while. I’m not sure if I’m going to drop out of the IMBC or not. A lot of shit has happened in the past day and I don’t know if I can continue. It just so happens that the topic of the days for yesterday, today and tomorrow just happen to go with what has happened. I find it strangely ironic. So who knows how this is all going to turn out.

 

My grandma died yesterday at 1:15. She was 82 years old and we have been expecting this for a long as time. She has been in an Alzheimer facility for the past 16 years. She was the one who raised me for the first 7 years of my life since my dad was always out working and my fucking mom loved her god damn dogs more than her kids and was always at fucking dog shows all the god damn time.

 

I took my dad over to where she is going to be burned and buried. We got most of the paperwork finished and viewed her body. I cried my ass off the entire time we were there. I’m an asshole but I can’t hold back tears for something like that. I mean damn she raised me and I barely got to know her. Plus with Alzheimer’s even if I would visit her she would never know who I was. She is somewhere else though chilling with my granddad who I got to meet for the first time today. Even if he is in a can beneath the ground it’s still nice to know where he is.

 

God I’m tearing up just writing this. That’s all I can write. I don’t want to end up crying for another three hours. I need a hug.

 

April 12th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

Tree smells

Well still no computer so I’m writing this in the middle of class. It’s supposed to be done today but with the craps that’s been going on who knows. Hopefully it gets done. I’ve gone two days now with the same music playing in my truck and I can only listen to so much rap before I go out and kill R Kelly for making Trapped in a Closet.

 

But since I am here at school I have a new problem to deal with. Not classes or peers or the Cholo Mexicans. No, my problem is the trees. Not just any trees though, these are trees spawned from the ass of Satan. These things smell like some dirty fucking vagina. There is no other comparison for these things. It’s just strait unwashed vagina. Why the school even decided to plant these things I will never know. And it’s not even just the school. It’s most of the city. For about two months out of the year this whole city smells like a dead skunk that’s been rotting out in the sun for three weeks. It’s nasty as hell.

 

What’s worse is that the city put one right in front of my house. That is not a pleasant smell-to-smell right after you wake up. I’m thinking of just going out and cutting the thing down but with my luck it will just re-grow over night and come back taller and smell even worse. Something needs to happen to these things and it needs to involve fire.

 

On a happier note though my neighbors kids just got arrested again! These little fucks have been tagging my truck and annoying the fuck out of me since they moved in back in October. Now they got caught trying to break into their neighbors house and the police found out that they were living in their garages since they have fifteen people living in their house, and that is against county and I think state law, so now all the kids that were over there have been shipped out. I know they will be back but for the next few weeks I wont have to deal with them.

 

That’s all I can do right now. I really should get something done before class ends. Stay tuned.

 

April 11^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

Everyone else

Well my damn hard drive failed again so right now I’m in the middle of a LAN Center paying to write this. That shows just how much I want that web site. Im sitting here paying to post a blog. Oh well it will be fixed sooner or later.

So todays topic of the day is all about our fellow IMBCers. I dont feel like trying to think of shit on them so I’ll just say what I think of them and how much of a chance I think they have of winning this thing. So while wasting some more words here and hoping that I have enough at the end of this since I have no word count, lets get this thing going.

 Timco- You are the one who told me about this through a thread on Hockey Zombie. I think you are pretty cool but your posts are getting closer and closer to being late. The way its going I think that you are taking way to much of a chance on this and you are going to miss a post by three minutes.

Hank- Your post are filled with the life of a techi. Yours are also very close to midnight but you seem to have them ready and done. You are going to be tough to beat I think. Ill be watching you. Always watching.

Finley- You are also one that Im going to be watching. You get yours played with plenty of time to spare and seem to always have something to say.

 Unsunghero- You are the biggest competion. With the amount of crap going on in the sports world right now I dont see how you wont have something to write about.  I hope that you go out of town one day or get laid and forget to post. That might be the only way to stop you from taking this.

Beefy- You know MC Lars and for that I hate you so very much, but it also makes me want to touch you all over. With you site acting up though you might get screwed and drop out. I like your music too.

 Amy- FASHION, do it to the left, FASHION, do it to the right. We are the goon squad coming to town, BEEP BEEP. Hehe you remind me of that David bowie song. I like your blog its entertaining to me. Good luck with your fashion stuff and all that.

 Well thats all the people left in IMBC. I wasn’t really suprised that we lost people on the first couple of days. Now it seems like we have weeded out the people who wouldn’t have lasted that long anyways. Its going to take a while to drop the rest of these people out but damnit I shall do it somehow. That is if my damn computer will get back running. I took it over to the repair place and wont get it back till wednesday night if I’m luck. Thats all I can get right now. I only bought fifteen minutes and its about out. God it would suck if it shut down right now before it posted. Someone would die if that happened.

 Well im out hopefull this was enough words. Stay tuned.

 April 10th, 2007

 Zombie Jesus

At the gas station.

Well I have to be very quick today since I don’t have a lot of time and need to get my ass outta here. Damn slave drive still wont submit willingly to its master drive so I’m going to have to take the computer down to the repair shop as I am tired of dealing with it and I really have no clue what the hell I’m doing. I really didn’t do anything today besides get gas so I really don’t have much of a topic but try I shall.

 

My problems with the gas pumps are the steps involved just to start the thing up. First you have to go all the way inside and pay the guy how much you think it will take to fill up your car. This alone can take anywhere between two and twenty minutes that I just don’t want to waste out of my life. And if you get some asshole in front of you that pays in pennies it just makes me want to stab the fucker. Then its back outside, lift the nozzle, flip the switch, select your grade, hold the nozzle all the way down then hope its feally generous enough to finally pump at a reasonable speed. Way to much fucking time goes into this and we need to figure out some way to speed up this process.

 

And that’s just for pumping gas. Trying to get into a pump station alone is a bitch. The arrows on the ground apparently mean nothing to these fucks who will pull in front of you going the opposite way of your car so you cant just pull forwards to get out. No dear god these assholes wait two minutes so you can pull forward and let the process continue. You either have to make a choice of trying to back out and hope to god that no one pulled five inches away from your bumper so you can back up, or you have to sit and wait while these dumbass dick around trying to get gas.

 

 

Like I said, short shitty and I got to go. Better blogs coming as soon as this damn thing stops fucking with me. Stay tuned.

 

April 9^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

One million bucks.

I’m going to tackle today’s topic of the day today. What would you do with a million dollars? But then as I’m reading this, I wonder is this before or after taxes? Because with taxes the blood sucking government would take forty-five percent of that and you could say shit about it. So assuming that this was tax free or it was one million after taxes is what I’m going to be basing the rest of this off of.

 

The most common answer that I hear from this is that their going to help out their friends and families then donate the rest to charity. You know what I have to say to this?

 

BULLSHIT!

 

If you are a woman the first thing you would do is get yourself some new tits.

 

If you are a man you’re going to go out and get the most expensive car you can so your penis seems bigger then your going to go find a pretty dumb woman and buy her some new tits.

 

Very few people would actually go and spend the money responsibly. I know for sure that I wouldn’t. Id put a 454 big block into my tiny Mitsubishi mighty max. But everyone else trying to make it sound like they would just give the money away and make it sound like they were Jesus. These people are full-o-shit. What’s up with all of these people saying this?

 

Well, that’s all on that. My computer is almost done. The stupid hard drive isn’t getting recognized as a slave drive, so I have no idea what the hell is going on with that. And wouldn’t you know as I type that the whole damn computer crashes. Thank you Microsoft for creating an auto save thingy on word so I didn’t lose all of this crap that I just typed. Hopefully this damn thing is fixed soon so I can get nice long blogs again without fear of the computer crashing.

 

Stay tuned

 

April 8^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

My favorite superpower

The one thing that I wish I could do more than anything would be setting people on fire with my cynicism. I would use it to fight dumb people who ask questions instead of just reading the sign in front of them. Many a person would fall to my wit and stinging bite. and then burst into flame. Think of it, I could get people so angry and worked up and just when they started to get red in the face id say “Hey you should calm down before you catch on fire.” And then BOOM set on fire.

 People who don’t know how to write out a bank deposit form. Set on fire. People who play the same song over and over. Set on fire. Kids who curse more than I do. Set on fire. People from Brazil. Set on fire. The country of Brazil. Set on fire. People who don’t come to my lane when I wave them over. Set on fire-twice. Anyone driving a RV larger than their house. Set on fire. People who think curling is a sport. Set on fire. LARPers. Set on fire. LARPers who don’t know the difference between their games and the real world. Set on fire. Guys who put sub woofers in their cars without bolting down their plates or get their windows sealed better.

 This is just a small list of people who I would really like to set on fire. And each and everyone one of them I would do it with cynicism and sarcasm. Both of those by the way are the greatest things ever given to us. But enough about superpowers

 Let me tell you about this guy that I had to deal with at work today. This seems like a simple enough concept about the over flow lane that I worked at today. It’s a single lane road, where the cars come up from one way and go into the parking lot another. A guy comes up in a blue import SUV, Toyota I think but it really doesn’t matter, and asks me how to get back around to lanes one and two, the main parking lanes. I tell him from where he is at now he cannot get to them as it is a safety issue and we cant see any cars coming from down below. He tells me that he needs to get back over there to pick up his mom and why cant he just go that way back up the hill.

 Here is where I made a simple mistake that was corrected in a sentence. I thought he meant going up the coned off areas which leads right into a dead end. What he meant was going down the one way road to the spot where the cars come up which I had just explained to him was dangerous and he could hit a car and I would be forced to point and laugh before calling for the rangers and medic. This guy gets pissed. And not just regular pissed. This guy got completely red clenched teeth and forehead. His knuckles gripped his damn wheel like he was trying to choke it then just yells out “FUCK!” and goes speeding down this one way road. Luckily he didn’t hit any of my cones so I didn’t have to go and put them back up. Unfortunately though he didn’t hit any one else going down which means that I didnt get my show.

 I wrote down his licence plate and a description of car and called the rangers up. They tracked him down before he got back into the park and now he is banned for life for endangering the guests.not the best way that, that could have ended, but it worked. Right after he left though the VOA (I don’t remember what it stands for. Visitor something.) came up the hill asking me who the fuck that was. I explained to him and just as I finished i thought to myself, FUCK I should have radioed this guy and told him to close the huge steel gates that would normally block this section from the rest when we don’t need it. If I would have gotten that message down quick enough his car would have been smashed in and since we were closing anyways I would have gotten off Scott free of any responsibility as I warned him about it already.

Being caught riding dirty

Once again today’s blogging is going to be short. I’m still trying to get my computer up and running again. Don’t expect anything spectacular at all.

 

Why are people so willing to pay six hundred dollars on rims? This is something that I just recently got into as I’m turning my truck into a low rider from a lifted off road and need new rims to get the tires to tuck. But really, does your little shitty civic with a five inch exhaust tip need fifteen hundred dollars worth of rims? Couldn’t you have fixed that crappy car up some with that money?

 

I laugh every time I’m driving down our shitty pot hole ridden streets and see one of these guys with twenty inch rims stuck on the side of the road because they hit a hole and cracked their rims. How the fuck do these people not realize that a smaller sidewall means that the ride is going to suck and there is more shock on their rims? As much as I love rap and such it is their fault for making people so stupid that they won’t even do some simple research to what can happen to their expensive rims.

 

And then I look at the rims that cost as much as they do. I’m not sure what brand they were, but they looked like stock Honda rims but painted white going for one thousand each. Do those rims guarantee you some pussy or something? What the hell goes through peoples minds when they see these crappy things? Same thing goes for these horrible looking spoilers. Why do you need a high fin spoiler on a stock civic? Your not racing it and even though you claim you have a turbo charged cold air intake 350 hp motor in that thing (which would be illegal as hell in this commie state) I have beat your ass twice dragging down the street and I’m driving a shitty Mitsubishi pickup.

 

Well that’s all I have for you today. I should finally have everything sorted out by tomorrows post. Stay tuned.

 

April 6^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus

This is what we are turning into.

I think I just now realized today just how stupid some people can really be. It amazes me at what some people will buy without even thinking about it. Whats worse is that I can’t tell if it some kind of status symbol or just plain old stupidity.

I am talking about bottled water. And not just any bottled water, I’m talking about four dollar a bottle bottled water. Story time kids. I’m on my way to work and realize that I left my water jug at home. No big problem since there is a 7-11 not to far out of the way. I can just stop and pick one up there. I go in and grab a bottle of Palomar drinking water since its cheap and water. As I’m doing this I notice the price of another brand of water. Three dollars and ninety five cents.

Who the fuck would pay four dollars for a bottle of water? I even looked it over. There was nothing special that I could see about it. It wasn’t enriched with vitamins and minerals like other brands would claim they are (to which I call bullshit, If you need to put that into your water then you need to look into a better diet). I must have stood in that store looking at that bottle for five minutes just trying to figure out what was so damn great about it. It was then that I realized that was nothing at all special about it. It was the same water that I was holding in my hand for eighty-five cents compared to its four dollars. That got me thinking even more. Really now who buys this stuff and why?

I think I have figured out this mystery. Looking through crappy magazines at my insurance place today I noticed something. The same water that I was looking at earlier was in the hands of these major celebraties. This just re-enforces the fact that people are sheep. They will look at the sheep in-front of them and follow them blindly into the night. I look around at gas prices. The cheapest around where I live is three dollars and eleven cents per gallon. These people are willing to pay four dollars dollars for a liter of water. Something that can be bought for twenty-five cents per gallon if you have your own jug.

This brings me to my predictions about the future of our pop culture and society. We are going to turn into a clone society. Each and every person is going to look and act the same. They are going to buy the same clothing, food and housing just because everyone else is doing it as well. It’s starting already. Look at any housing development. Hundreds of homes that look the exact same. Cookie cutter house i believe its called. Every window and door placed the same. Every blade of grass is perfectly placed to match the rest of the lawns around it.

And its all thanks to the people who are dumb enough to buy four dollar water. We have them to blame for all the problems that we will have soon. Just like the baby boomers are ruining things now so shall you ruin thinks after they are gone. Fuck you people and your sheepy ways.

i have work tomorrow morning so thats all I am getting done tonight.Stay tuned.

April 5th, 2007

Zombie Jesus

Side note: My hard drive crashed so I don’t have MS Word so if the spelling and such is bad oh fucking well I can’t do anything about it.