I’m going to tackle today’s topic of the day today. What would you do with a million dollars? But then as I’m reading this, I wonder is this before or after taxes? Because with taxes the blood sucking government would take forty-five percent of that and you could say shit about it. So assuming that this was tax free or it was one million after taxes is what I’m going to be basing the rest of this off of.
The most common answer that I hear from this is that their going to help out their friends and families then donate the rest to charity. You know what I have to say to this?
BULLSHIT!
If you are a woman the first thing you would do is get yourself some new tits.
If you are a man you’re going to go out and get the most expensive car you can so your penis seems bigger then your going to go find a pretty dumb woman and buy her some new tits.
Very few people would actually go and spend the money responsibly. I know for sure that I wouldn’t. Id put a 454 big block into my tiny Mitsubishi mighty max. But everyone else trying to make it sound like they would just give the money away and make it sound like they were Jesus. These people are full-o-shit. What’s up with all of these people saying this?
Well, that’s all on that. My computer is almost done. The stupid hard drive isn’t getting recognized as a slave drive, so I have no idea what the hell is going on with that. And wouldn’t you know as I type that the whole damn computer crashes. Thank you Microsoft for creating an auto save thingy on word so I didn’t lose all of this crap that I just typed. Hopefully this damn thing is fixed soon so I can get nice long blogs again without fear of the computer crashing.
Stay tuned
April 8th, 2007
Zombie Jesus
