Well I have to be very quick today since I don’t have a lot of time and need to get my ass outta here. Damn slave drive still wont submit willingly to its master drive so I’m going to have to take the computer down to the repair shop as I am tired of dealing with it and I really have no clue what the hell I’m doing. I really didn’t do anything today besides get gas so I really don’t have much of a topic but try I shall.
My problems with the gas pumps are the steps involved just to start the thing up. First you have to go all the way inside and pay the guy how much you think it will take to fill up your car. This alone can take anywhere between two and twenty minutes that I just don’t want to waste out of my life. And if you get some asshole in front of you that pays in pennies it just makes me want to stab the fucker. Then its back outside, lift the nozzle, flip the switch, select your grade, hold the nozzle all the way down then hope its feally generous enough to finally pump at a reasonable speed. Way to much fucking time goes into this and we need to figure out some way to speed up this process.
And that’s just for pumping gas. Trying to get into a pump station alone is a bitch. The arrows on the ground apparently mean nothing to these fucks who will pull in front of you going the opposite way of your car so you cant just pull forwards to get out. No dear god these assholes wait two minutes so you can pull forward and let the process continue. You either have to make a choice of trying to back out and hope to god that no one pulled five inches away from your bumper so you can back up, or you have to sit and wait while these dumbass dick around trying to get gas.
Like I said, short shitty and I got to go. Better blogs coming as soon as this damn thing stops fucking with me. Stay tuned.
April 9th, 2007
Zombie Jesus
