Tree smells

Well still no computer so I’m writing this in the middle of class. It’s supposed to be done today but with the craps that’s been going on who knows. Hopefully it gets done. I’ve gone two days now with the same music playing in my truck and I can only listen to so much rap before I go out and kill R Kelly for making Trapped in a Closet.

 

But since I am here at school I have a new problem to deal with. Not classes or peers or the Cholo Mexicans. No, my problem is the trees. Not just any trees though, these are trees spawned from the ass of Satan. These things smell like some dirty fucking vagina. There is no other comparison for these things. It’s just strait unwashed vagina. Why the school even decided to plant these things I will never know. And it’s not even just the school. It’s most of the city. For about two months out of the year this whole city smells like a dead skunk that’s been rotting out in the sun for three weeks. It’s nasty as hell.

 

What’s worse is that the city put one right in front of my house. That is not a pleasant smell-to-smell right after you wake up. I’m thinking of just going out and cutting the thing down but with my luck it will just re-grow over night and come back taller and smell even worse. Something needs to happen to these things and it needs to involve fire.

 

On a happier note though my neighbors kids just got arrested again! These little fucks have been tagging my truck and annoying the fuck out of me since they moved in back in October. Now they got caught trying to break into their neighbors house and the police found out that they were living in their garages since they have fifteen people living in their house, and that is against county and I think state law, so now all the kids that were over there have been shipped out. I know they will be back but for the next few weeks I wont have to deal with them.

 

That’s all I can do right now. I really should get something done before class ends. Stay tuned.

 

April 11^th, 2007

 

Zombie Jesus